Blazing New Trails to Never Fail.

At the end of this post I`ve posted for you the greatest thing every recorded. If that was not enough..I also provided the video to accompany that!

Now, I recieved a call today ensuring that I will indeed be influencing the minds of Laurier`s future by employing my super blogging skillz. Naturally, I accept with humility..blah blah blah.. I`ll rock ass. I really hope they saw this and the other blogs, so as to prove that I can still be rude, out of line and a complete asshole, and still earn respect in this...what would you call it...intellectual community?

People should also come visit me, especially Ben...and Liam too. He seems lonely. Not that I`ve talked to him in a week. This seems to be a problem, this Liam calling Blake thing. Jordan pesters from the north to hit the KO (the greatest bar in Waterloo, if only for our patronage), so if Liam wants in on that, he should REALLY come out of the Kin hole he`s dug himself into and enjoy some brain cell destruction.

Also, I feel the need to celebrate. I`ve been getting nothing but great news all damn day. I found out that I might just be able to keep that little (Hon) after my BA which will of course succeed my name. This is mainly because I`m dropping the albatross around my neck called "Spanish". Seriously, how something like an eighth of North American people speak this fucking language I have NO IDEA. This has to be the craziest, most un-understandable language ever to r-r-r-oll off of the human tongue. Why is "I" said "yo"? Either way, it`s a good move on my part. I`ll post the case of Blake vs. The Language of Spanish later. It`s a long, ENGLISH spoken tale. Not to be translated. Not to be discussed in Spanish, not even to be read by my Spanish demographic, yo.

Well, without further ado, enjoy this shit!

Edit: My friends are lame and didn`t like the greatest riffage ever through their speakers every time they loaded this page...so I removed it to please the fans. This willn`t happen again.