Blazing New Trails to Never Fail.

Die Frau und Die Mannen,

Well, I`ve seen the light. The last five hours have been spent watching the HBO special Band of Brothers. Tom Hanks had something to do with it, which automatically infers that it will be one hundred percent American POV, and at least reasonably gory. These conditions are all met, but that`s hardly the draw. The characters are well written, the SE rock balls, and every battle actually happened with (at least most) of the characters involved.

Now, it`s come to my attention that my death has been the subject of unverifiable claims. The post was touching, albeit full of subtle stabs and clandestine insults. These conjurations from the madman himself are not actually true. Though certainly at times during this week, I sort of wish they`d`ve buried me six feet beneath the earth..I may have gotten some sleep.

I`ve got a nice congeries of books to read, and the ideas expressed therein are apparently important to my success in post-secondary school. Anyone want to read, summarize, and write an essay proposal on Jane Austen`s Emma? It`s God Awful..you`ve been warned.

Now to the less bitchy part of my bloggeries, the nice part.

I can honestly say that after cruising Limewire, Ares, and DC++ today, I could think of no song except Bonzo goes to Bitburg by the Ramones that I want but don`t have. The wholly excessive music collection I`ve meticulously amassed is actually rather discerning. It`s overpowering nature has forced me to burn CD`s with titles such as: "I sold a Ferrari to expose these artists to the Mainsteam", "Crop Rotation for Cauliflower", and "The music that cycles over the speakers in the halls of the Ehrenkranz School of Social Work". Most of the music burned into these CD`s is completely new, with the addition of Velvet Underground at the end, because like sex, a CD is good with the addition of hard banging and loud, unrecognizable noises.

Well, that`s it fellows.

Pax Blakus.

The BiZz.